A few quick questions with Jeffrey Morgenthaler.

“Uh, probably a menu full of brown, bitter, and stirred drinks with ingredients even I have never heard of. That’s something I can’t get behind. When did you guys all get together and decide to make drinking in bars a really miserable experience? Because I missed that meeting. I’m not saying you need a menu full of dumb drinks like mine, but for the love of god, please stop it with this shit.”

— Jeffrey Morgenthaler